Sinister Clown Wig

Would you like to be a clown... A EVIL CLOWN??? Ok, here you go!  This wig is colored brightly, in dingy browns and greens, so it looks dirty and slimy. It sticks up in all different directions, like you just got done wrestling someone to the ground (or taking a nap), and it comes complete with the bald, wrinkled forehead that comes along with living in ditches and eating....well... whatever comes along!  MUAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!